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One Direction - Teenage Dirtbag HQ
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rhocketship:

larrydontgiveup:

hstuyles:

FINALLY,the thing we had been waiting for

You don’t understand how quickly I reblogged this

liaM’S SOLo jFC

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

amelia-laelia:

Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

grunge-princessx:

i think Luke speaks for all of us

awkward5sause:

When my wifi says it connected

XxSadie

awkward5sause:

When my wifi says it connected

XxSadie

*Rolls your opinion into a joint*

sweeransigh:

troyesivan:

troyesbeanie:

troye-okaye:

Like taYLOR SWIFT.

touch hot things? like Tyler? so you have the urge to touch Tyler

everyone misunderstood this i wasnt calling taylor swift hot (she’s pretty but im very gay) she literally likes touching hot things 

IM LAUGHING

me: *wakes up*
mom: good, you're up, i need you to help me with--
me: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

buttermilkqueen:

rnessaged:

buttermilkqueen:

it should be my birthday everyday

you would be very old

what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday